So, you’ve met a girl and recently went on a first date. Now, what would be an awesome follow-up?

Forget going to the cinema.

Just watch a DVD. Trust me, I’ve scored tonnes with DVD dates…

In fact, just the other day….

The movie was Darjeeling Limited and the girl was hot. Especially her legs. She had the hottest pair of legs that went all the way up to the celling. I imagined I was a Fireman…

It was a Thursday night and she had gone swimming earlier. I know this because I found her wet bikini in the toilet. It was still dripping but I took a whiff anyway. Sweet chlorine!

“How often do you swim?” What I meant to ask was: “Ever had sex by the pool?”

The movie ended… Nothing had happened yet. It’s time to up the ante.

“So do you believe in happy endings?” I asked.

“Yeah, sometimes..” she answered.

“Do you want a happy ending tonight?”

She said nothing, then cracked a smile and said, “Too soon, kiddo!”

It’s okay. There’s always something called a sequel.

NOTE: This post is extremely edited.